"If you don’t go after what you want, you’ll never have it. If you don’t ask, the answer is always no. If you don’t step forward, you’re always in the same place."
Gryffindor: I’m a fucking hero.
Slytherin: I’m fucking badass.
Ravenclaw: I’m smart as fuck.
Hufflepuff: My dorm is near the kitchen.
(Source: kimberleymeeganjane, via xilentknights)
Phoenix Arizona is named after a bird on fire becuase if you look out your window that is what you’ll see there
My favorite part of this photo is that there is absolutely no reason for Jason Segel to be in it and yet there he is laying on Seth Rogen
(Source: taylornhicks, via fyfthgradelevel)